What's With all the Computers Chapter 2
What's With all the Computers Chapter 2
by Vireyda Blade
Summary: SG-1, Ra, Hathor, Nirrti, Apophis, Jacob and Selmak, Skaara and Narim enter a chat room. Needless to say there's tension! (Oh the horror!)
Category: Humor, Romance, Series
Episode Related: 001 Stargate - The Movie, 315 Pretense
Season: Season 3
Pairing: Jack/Sam, UST
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: minor language
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. I have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author(s).
Archived on: 07/11/03
What's With All the Computers??
Chapter 2
The Screen Names
ICEMAN - Jack
EgyptianSpec- Daniel
ASTROGIRL - Sam
Jaffa101 - Teal'c
Quantum77 - Narim
Sellyboy- Jacob Carter / Selmak
EYEOFPOWER - Ra
Iruleall - Apophis
WeLuvtheLord - Hathor
DNAShifter - Nirrti
Firelighter - Skaara
And so it Begins.......
-ICEMAN enters chat-
-ASTROGIRL enters chat-
-Quantum77 enters chat-
-EYEOF POWER enters chat-
ICEMAN: Remind me again why I'm here?
ASTROGIRL: To have fun Sir
ICEMAN: If I remember correctly the last time it was a complete fiasco. And we're on down time. It's Jack.
ASTROGIRL: Yes, Sir...I mean...Jack.
Quantum77: My Dear Samantha, it is truly a pleasure to see you.
ASTROGIRL: It is for me too---
ICEMAN: Whose the lover boy?
Quantum77: It is Narim.
EYEOFPOWER: A fiasco?
ICEMAN: Get with the program, Ra, we were so off that topic 10 minutes ago.
-Jaffa101 enters chat-
-EgyptianSpec enters chat-
ICEMAN: HEY! It's the spacemonkey! EgyptianSpec: Why are we friends? You call me spacemonkey!
ICEMAN: Danny-boy...
EYEOFPOWER: singing Oh Danny-Boy....Oh--
ICEMAN: Shut up Ra.
EgyptianSpec: Shut up Ra.
ASTROGIRL: Shut up Ra.
Quantum77: Shut up Ra.
Jaffa101: Indeed, it would be best if you discontinued singing.
EYEOFPOWER: sighs I am so underapriciated.
ASTROGIRL: We so feel your pain. NOT.
-DNAShifter enters chat-
-Sellyboy enters chat-
-WeLuvtheLord enters chat-
ASTROGIRL: DAD!
Sellyboy: Samantha it is great to see you
ASTROGIRL: Hiya Selmak.
WeLuvtheLord: Is no one going to greet us? After all, one of you was my first Jaffa and one of you granted me the code of life. EgyptianSpec: No one likes you Hathor. ICEMAN: Go Away.
-Firelighter enters chat-
ICEMAN: Whose that?
EgyptianSpec: I have no idea.
Firelighter: O'Neill, I am hurt. You do not rememeber me!
ASTROGIRL: Hey Skaara.
ICEMAN: SKAARA!!!!!
Firelighter: Yes O'Neill.
ICEMAN: He rememebered the double LS!
Sellyboy: Sorry Sam, I had to fight with Selmak over the Keyboard.
ASTROGIRL: It's ok Dad.
ICEMAN: Nirrti, you're awful quiet.
DNAShifter: I would figure that you would tell me to shut up.
ICEMAN: You're right. SHUT UP.
Jaffa101: I concur.
WeLuvtheLord: The Taur'i have become heartless.
EYEOFPOWER: I concur.
DNAShifter: What has happened?
-Iruleall enters chat-
Sellyboy: Great. It's Apophis
Iruleall: I AM LORD OF ALL!
ICEMAN: Sure.
Jaffa101: Narim, you are very quiet.
Quantum77: Samantha and I are having a private conversation.
ICEMAN: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
ASTROGIRL: blushes
Sellyboy: Warningly Narim......
ICEMAN: Private conversation?!
EgyptianSpec: Yeah, Jack, didn't you know they had a thing going on.
ASTROGIRL: DANIEL!
Firelighter: O'Neill, are you jealous?
Jaffa101: Indeed he is, Skaara.
EYEOFPOWER: How petty.
WeLuvtheLord: Samantha we should thank you.
Quantum77: Can we please change the topic of conversation?
EgyptianSpec: Yeah Jack, when we first found Narim, I walked in on them kissing! Firelighter: Bad Idea, Dan'yell.
ICEMAN: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Sellyboy: KISSING?!
ASTROGIRL: DANIEL!
EYEOFPOWER: This is fun.
Firelighter: No one listens to the teenager WeLuvtheLord: Indeed.
Iruleall: Why are all of you ignoring me! I hold infinite power over all of you slaves!
DNAShifter: Talk to the hand.
Firelighter: Slaves? I dont think so. Klorel is no longer controling me.
ICEMAN: KISSING?
ASTROGIRL: Oh Jack Drop it for crying out loud!
ICEMAN: ....
ASTROGIRL: I didn't mean to say that.
Iruleall: STOP IGNORING US!
Firelighter: Ugh...
ICEMAN: ONLY I CAN KISS HER!
Sellyboy: What?
EgyptianSpec: What?
ASTROGIRL: WHAT?
ICEMAN: Uh....
Firelighter: singing Samantha and O'Neill sitting in a tree....
Iruleall: We can no longer stand to be ignored. You disgust us. Farwell.
-Iruleall exits chat-
EYEOFPOWER: What a dramatist.
WeLuvtheLord: Indeed.
DNAShifter: Hey, I dont like being ignored either.
ICEMAN: And do we care?
EgytpainSpec: Nope.
ASTROGIRL: Jack! What was that last comment supposed to mean?
Quantum77: I believe it meant that he loves you, Samantha.
ASTROGIRL: WHAT?
ICEMAN: NO!
Firelighter: LIAR!
EgyptianSpec: Denial isnt only a river in Egypt you know. WeLuvthelord: And our precious is smart too. ICEMAN: Shut up Hathor.
Firelighter: What are you? Smeagol?
WeLuvtheLord: It is time we take our leave. We know when we are not wanted.
-WeLuvtheLord exits chat-
Sellyboy: And she didn't leave when she had you prisoner?
ASTROGIRL: Sorry, Narim.
Quantum77: It is quite alright Samantha. I understand that you love Jack and not me.
Sellyboy: WHAT?!
ICEMAN: WHAT?!
EgyptianSpec: trys to control insane laughter
ASTROGIRL: NARIM!
Quantum77: It is time I take my leave. Good-bye.
Firelighter: Singing again K-I-S-S-I-N-G....
-Quantum77 exits chat-
ASTROLGIRL: Chicken boy.
ICEMAN: SKAARA!
Sellyboy: My host is quite angry
EgyptianSpec: Why?
EYEOFPOWER: NOOOOOOOOOO MY COOKIES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!
Firelighter: Snickers
-EYEOFPOWER exits chat-
ICEMAN: Well...that was unexpected.
Jaffa101: Indeed.
DNAShifter: I am taking leave to go Knit. It calms my nerves. Bye-bye Dr. Jackson. kisses
-DNAShifter exits chat-
ICEMAN: Ew.
EgyptianSpec: whipes mouth Ew.
ASTROGIRL: Ew.
JAffa101: That was indeed rather disgusting.
Firelighter: singing again First comes love.... EgyptianSpec: starts laughing again Firelighter: singing Then comes Marriage...
ASTROGIRL: SKAARA!
Sellyboy: ENOUGH!
Firelighter: Sorry.
ICEMAN: GRR...
Firelighter: Kasouf is demanding the computer. I must go. I will talk to you later. Good-bye O'Neill.
-Firelighter exits chat-
ASTROGIRL: What Narim said....
ICEMAN: He was just trying to...
EgyptianSpec: OH the tension! I'm leaving before you 2 embaress yourselves.
-EgyptianSpec exits chat-
Jaffa101: On Chulak, when on expresses love to another they normally wish to be alone. Junior suggests I leave. Good-bye.
-Jaffa101 exits chat-
Sellyboy: glares
ASTROGIRL: So Jack, how was hockey last night?
ICEMAN: I missed the game! I was at Daniels.
ASTROGIRL: Why?
ICEMAN: Have you tasted his cooking?
ASTROGIRL: Uh..no.
Sellyboy: Very funny guys.
Sellyboy: My host and I shall take leave of you.
-Sellyboy exits chat-
ASTROGIRL: So....
ICEMAN: I meant what I said.
ASTROGIRL: So did I...
ICEMAN: Wanna catch a movie tonight?
ASTROGIRL: But I have---
ICEMAN: glares
ASTROGIRL: Sure.
ICEMAN: Good. I'm going to go talk to Hammond now. Bye!
-ICEMAN exits chat-
ASTROGIRL: DONT MESS THIS UP!
ASTROGIRL: Damn.
-ASTROGIRL exits chat-
The End.
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