Whats with all the computers chapter 3
Whats with all the computers chapter 3
by Vireyda Blade
Summary: Third installment of computers. Im still looking for the answer to my question. Why on earth are there computers in the after life!
Category: Humor, Romance, Series
Season: any Season
Pairing: Jack/Sam
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: minor language
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. I have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author(s).
Archived on: 07/13/03
Whats With all the Computers Chapter 3
ICEMAN - Jack
EgyptianSpec- Daniel
ASTROGIRL - Sam
Jaffa101 - Teal'c
Quantum77 - Narim
Sellyboy- Jacob Carter / Selmak
EYEOFPOWER - Ra
Iruleall - Apophis
WeLuvtheLord - Hathor
DNAShifter - Nirrti
Firelighter - Skaara
Martin987654321 - Martouf/Lantesh
Note: All things written completly in italicz are Lantesh or Selmak speaking.
And so it continues.......
-Martin987654321 enters chat-
-Firelighter enters chat-
-ICEMAN enters chat-
-ASTROGIRL enters chat-
ASTROGIRL: Jack! Did you talk to him?!
ICEMAN: Talk to who?
Firelighter: O'Neill! Stop teasing her!
Martin987654321: Samantha, I was wondering---
ICEMAN: Shut up Marty. Sam yes I talked to him
Firelighter: AND?!
-EgyptianSpec enters chat-
-WeLuvtheLord enters chat-
-Sellyboy enters chat-
ASTROGIRL: Dad!
Sellyboy: *Indeed not Samantha Carter. You're father is quite...disturbed. Someing about General Hammond and letting you and jack get together?
ASTROGIRL: HE SAID YES?
Firelighter: WHAT?
EgyptianSpec: Go Jack!
WeLuvtheLord: This is wonderful. Our beloved and our first Jaffa can have a double wedding. Firelighter: Ew.
Martin987654321: Samantha? Is this true?
Martin987654321: I am sorry Samantha, but my host too is...upset to type himself.
Sellyboy: Damn Selmak.
WeLuvtheLord: Beloved? Are going to consent to marry us? EgyptianSpec: falls over in hysterical laughter WeLuvtheLord: There's no need to be insulting. You could have just said no. ICEMAN: long pause Did I just here a SNAKE say we didnt have to be insulting?
-Jaffa101 enters chat-
-Quantum77 enters chat-
Firelighter: Indeed you did O'Neill.
Jaffa101: General Hammond has informed me of your and Samantha Carter's intentions O'Neill.
Sellyboy: Did everyone know about this but me?
EgyptianSpec: Yes.
Jaffa101: Indeed.
ICEMAN: Yes.
ASTROGIRL: Yes.
Sellyboy: Damn.
Quantum77: No.
Martin987654321: Martouf wishes to know what you would choose Jack over him
ICEMAN: HEY!
Quantum77: And I'm wondering the same thing.
ICEMAN: HEY!
-Iruleall enters chat-
-DNAShifter enters chat-
-EYEOFPOWER enters chat-
Iruleall: We are expecting a grand welcome this time slaves!
DNAShifter: Get off the proverbial high horse Apophis. They will only grandly welcome me.
EYEOFPOWER: You're both stupid.
Iruleall: Why?
EYEOFPOWER: Because they hate us all.
ICEMAN: Is Ra getting a little self-depricatory?
ASTROGIRL: Maybe being dead puts a perscptive on things...
EgyptianSpec: Don't look me. I was acended.
ICEMAN: looks at dannyboy
EYEOFPOWER: singing Oh...DANNYBOY!!!!
WeLuvtheLord: Shut up Ra.
Sellyboy: Sam?! Why are you getting involved with JACK
Martin9876543231: Why not me?
Iruleall: We are sencing some jealousy issues.
Martin987654321: glares
EYEOFPOWER: I still think she would have dont better with me.
EyptianSpec: snorts In your dreams.
EYEOFPOWER: Exactly...sighs
Iruleall: Ew...moves away from Ra
ASTROGIRL: Nasty.
Jaffa101: Indeed he is thinking about you in an inpure way Samantha Carter.
EYEOFPOWER: Can't these cookies burn! Good-bye my love!
FIrelighter: Did he just say 'my love'?? -EYEOFPOWER exits chat-
WeLuvtheLord: Whew...
Firelighter: Ew.
ICEMAN: He got creepier when dead.
ASTROGIRL: Hello! Dead guy fantizing about me!
Sellyboy: He can't do anything. He's dead.
ICEMAN: That's the creepy part.
WeLuvtheLord: It is time for me to depart.
DNAShifter: While it is fun watching you Tau'ri make fools of yourselves, I must too leave.
-WeLuvtheLord exits chat-
-DNAShifter exits chat-
Firelighter: My father can be quite demanding sometimes. O'Neill I g2g. ICEMAN: Keep in touch.
-Firelighter exits chat-
ASTROGIRL: Hammond calls. Bye!
-ASTROGIRL exits chat-
ICEMAN: NOOOOOOOO Sure. Leave me here with Marty and your dad.
-ICEMAN leaves chat-
Sellyboy: Jacob says good bye
-Sellyboy exits chat-
-Martin987654321 exits chat-
Jaffa101: I must to my Kel'nor'eem.
-Jaffa101 exits chat-
Iruleall: And so they leave me. Alone. All alone..
Iruleall: singing Im alone....theres no one here beside me...my troubles have all gone...theres no one here to derive me...but you've got to have friends......
Iruleall: This would be so much for fun if there was someone here to tell me to shut up.
-Iruleall exits chat-
Quantum77: Given me time and I would have. Drat.
-Quantum77 exits chatTHE
END.
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