Stellar Gatin
Stellar Gatin
by Skip and Mishkaz
Title: Stellar Gatin
Author: Skip and Mishkaz
Email: jackson4d@genie.co.uk, mishkaz@talk21.com
Category: Song/Filk, Humor
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Spoilers: COTG, Solitudes
Season: 4
Series: The Filk Files
Rating: G
Content Warnings: none,
Status: Completed
Summary: SGC meets Grease ...
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. We have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors. Not to be archived without permission of the authors.
Author's notes: Thanks to Mish for agreeing to do half with me on this:D
Picture the scene, leather jackets and tight tight jeans. The whole SGC do-wopping in the background ... ah ...
Jack: Stellar gatin', happened so fast.
Sam: Stellar gatin', went to the past.
Jack: Went with this Major, she drove me crazy.
Sam: Went this flyboy, dumb as a tree!
J & S: Stargate days, drifting away to uh-oh those planetside nights!
Daniel: Tell me more, tell me more! Did she have real nice legs?
Teal'c: Tell me more, tell me more! Did you break any regs?
Jack: She likes Matt Mason? How that AND math?
Sam: He's so smarmy, he could use a bath!
Jack: I think she likes me, despite that frown ...
Sam: His jokes suck- he's such a clown!
J & S: Stargate fun, mission's begun but uh-oh those SGC nights
Hammond: Tell me more, tell me more! Debrief at 0900 hours.
Janet: Tell me more, tell me more! Come see me after showers!
Sam: He went flying, his leg nearly amp'ed.
Jack: She's just lying, I only had cramp.
Sam: I saved his life, I used a splint.
Jack: She's no doctor, that HURT you bint!
J & S: Arctic fun, mission's begun but uh-oh those freezing cold nights
Sgt Jones: Tell me more, tell me more! Did you give her a snog?
Cassie: Tell me more, tell me more! Do I get another dog?
Sam: He got friendly, he called me 'Sam'.
Jack: She's obviously frigid, like I give a damn.
Sam: I guess he's cute, but he's no Martouf ...
Jack: I think I'm a nice guy, but I can do aloof.
Both: Chulak heat, boy and girl meet but uh-oh those Abydos nights
Sgt Siler: Tell me more, tell me more, did you tell him to hike?
Maybourne: Tell me more, tell me more, does she have a friend I would like?
Jack: I'm her C.O. that's where it ends
Sam: So we agreed, we'd just be friends
Jack: Then we made our Military vow
Sam: Perhaps in the future or another timeline .... somehow?
Both: Stargate love, heavens above! but uh-oh those Bivouac ni-hights
JAFFA KREE, JAFFA KREE-EE-EE!
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