Jump on me
Jump on me
by
Dodo and Mel
TITLE: Jump on me
AUTHOR:Dodo and Mel
E-MAIL: Dominike@village.ca
CATEGORY: Romance/Humor
SPOILERS: None
SEASON/SEQUEL INFO: Anytime, as long as Daniel and Sam are stuck in a cave...
RATING: PG-13 (you don't really want a child reading this...)
CONTENT WARNINGS: Talks about virginity, mild 'ooing and aaaing' (if you know what I mean)
SUMMARY: Daniel has a terrible question to ask Sam....
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1, it's characters and backstory is owned by Showtime Inc. and MGM/UA. I do not intend to infrige any copyright in any way, I just use the characters a few minutes to write this story and it is written for entertainment only. No infrigiment of copyrights is intended. No money was made with this story. This story is my property though and cannot be used without asking me first!
AUTHOR'S NOTES: To my best friend, roomate, captain and doctor, Melagn, even if you gave the idea of the story...
I hope you like it, it's your Christmas present...late....
"Daniel, we really can't sleep so please be kind and find something to say."
"Uh..."
"Come on, you always have something to say and once that we're stuck here in this cave and we have to wait for help, you can't find something? Please, ask a question, start a conversation, anything!"
*clear throats*
"Sam?"
"Not that, Dan..."
"No, Sam? Are you a virgin?"
"Ha!...Now you're strange!"
"No, really, are you?"
"You're...serious?"
"Yep."
"And the meaning is...?"
"It's...CRAP! Did I asked something wrong?"
"Sort of."
"What?"
"If I was a virgin."
"No,no,no,no,no....it's just that...it's not me....he just told me to ask it....when I get the chance....man, it's Jack's fault!"
*huh?*
"Jack's?"
*Eyes widen*
"I said that too! Nooo...."
"::laughs:: Now Jack told you of to ask me if I was a virgin and he told you of course to pretend it was of _your_ interest instead of his?"
"Well...yee...yeah..."
"Or maybe it's also of your interest?"
"Uh...."
"Of course imagine if I was an artifact and then you'll like me."
"..."
"And I suppose you still want your answer?"
"Well...uh..."
"You'll have it."
*Sam jumps on him, and you know the rest...*
"oooohh...." aaaahhh...."
*A while later....*much* later....*
"Now we were oooing and aaahing and I almost forgot the answer!"
"....?..."
"No, I'm not a virgin..."
***anymore***
THE END
1998(C)Dominike Thomas and Melanie Oleskiw.
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