Undead and Not Loving It! Part II
Undead and Not Loving It! Part II
by Deis
Title: Undead and Not Loving It! Part II
Author: Deis
Email: Deis@SunnydaleHigh.zzn.com
Category: Action/Adventure, Crossovers, Humor
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Season: 4
This story is a sequel to: Undead and not loving it!
Crossover: Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG
Content Warnings: minor character death
Status: Completed
Summary: Jack and SG-1 are camping in a graveyard on another planet (?) and a slayer come and kills Sam!
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters ain't mine. (sniff) i don't have anything to do with them (sniff) i never got paid for writing this (sniff)
Author's notes: My offiacal 2nd fic. feedback welcome but no flames i'm hot enough as it is!
Undead and not loving it!
Part II
"You think we should let him sleep more?" asked Sam.
"Nah," said Daniel;
"He's been asleep for nearly two hours!"
"Well you can go wake him up."
"As usual!" said Daniel, walking over to Jack's tent,
"Jack?" he called from outside.
"What?" came the muffled voice of the colonel.
"Get up!" Daniel said, through the hangings.
"Ok, I'll be up in a minute," he called.
"Right," said Daniel walking back to the campfire.
"I'm gonna start cooking, do you want anything?" asked Sam.
"Yeah, I'll have one of the M.E.A's," said Daniel, stretching.
"Me to," said Jack, coming out of his tent,
"After breakfast we explore some more."
So after they ate, they packed up all the tents, and started walking through the graveyard, again. After a while, Sam saw the top of gates.
"Look, sir, there's gate's!" she said, nudging Jack.
"Right," said Daniel,
"I thought we'd never get out of here!"
From behind them they heard someone say,
"Who says you will?"
They all turned round and saw a girl, with long dark hair, pale skin and dark eyes.
"Look," said Daniel, playing diplomat,
"We're just passing through.
"Oh I just know what I'd like to pass through you!" she said getting out a sharp wooden stake out.
"Sir?" asked Sam, not sure what to do.
"Sir?" said the girl mockingly,
"Geese, what are you guys, in the army or something?
"Why would we tell you?" asked Jack.
"Oh, so you are?"
"Says who?" asked Jack.
"Look I'm getting bored now, I came all the way out here looking for Buffy, and meet some of her boyfriends commando pals!" she said walking around them, like a vulture hovering, waiting for it's prey to die,
"So well I'm here I might as well kill you!"
Suddenly the girl lunged at Sam and stuck the stake she had in to Sam's gut! Teal`c, who had been quite silent, jumped in and pulled her off Sam. Jack bent down beside her and checked her pulse.
"How is she?" said Daniel, rushing over.
"Her pulse is very, very weak," said Jack, his voice devoid of emotion.
"Well, shouldn't we get her to a hospital, or something?" asked Daniel.
"Even if there is one, it's too late!"
Behind them they heard a laugh.
"Ha, how'd you feel now that I killed you're girlfriend, Commando!" Jack got up and ran over to her, and said viscously,
"She's not dead yet!"
"Wait a minute," she said looking at Jack,
"You're a vamp! You turn her into one and she won't have a soul!"
"Wrong again," Jack said, resisting the urge to rip her head off her neck,
"I'm a new breed! She will have a soul!"
Just after Jack said that the girl elbowed Teal`c and made a run for it. Jack shot his gun after her.
"Jack, what are we going to do?" asked Daniel, worriedly.
"Look, I know I've kept secrets from you before, but this time it's different. I'm a vampire and I can save Sam!"
"Jack, this is not the time for jokes!" said Daniel.
"Indeed," concurred Teal`c.
"Look, you want proof?" he asked. They nodded.
"Well look," he said, then his face morphed into a horrible demon visage!
"Do you believe me yet?" he asked. They nodded yet again.
"Do what you have to do," said Daniel, still nodding. Jack went over to Sam and sat down beside her. He could feel the eyes of Daniel and Teal`c upon him, and did not care. 'Carter's life is at stake, and I can save her' he thought, 'but what if she hate's being like me?' But then another thought came into play in Jack's head, 'Listen to you! You love her! Go for it!'
And with that thought (pardon the pun!) Jack used his fangs to cut his hand, and then he forced some of his blood into Sam's mouth! Daniel came walking over.
"I saw you, and just a thought," said Daniel, thoughtfully,
"Was that all you needed to do?"
"Yeah, it was pretty easy," said Jack.
"Well," Daniel said,
"What now?"
"We wait, and if it worked she'll wake in the morning."
"And if it didn't?"
"She'll remain dead, instead of Undead!"
"Right," said Daniel nodding,
"I'm gonna try and get some sleep tonight."
"I'll stay here in case our little slayer comes back. So Jack stayed by Sam's side all night, until morning, and, for once, he never fell asleep! 'She's gonna wake up, she's gonna wake up,' thought Jack. Just before sunrise Daniel got up, and went to get Teal`c. They came back just as the sun rose.
"Is Major Carter not rose yet?" he asked, concerned.
"No," said Jack, quietly,
"No she hasn't."
"Jack," said Daniel,
"Is there much chance of it now?"
"You never know."
Just as Jack stood up Sam began to stir.
"Hey, Jack, look," Daniel nearly shouted with excitement.
"Right, but you don't need to shout the place down!"
Suddenly, Sam sat bolt upright.
"What's going on?" she asked groggily.
"Sam are you all right?" asked Daniel, getting right to it.
"I'm fine just a little... weird!" she said.
"Right, well there's something I should probably tell you ..." said Jack.
"What, sir?"
"Well, you know how that girl staked you..." Sam nodded.
"Well, you were dying, and well, no hospital could help you 'cause you'd lost to much blood," Jack said awkwardly.
"Yeah."
"Well, I'm a vampire! So..."
"Hold on, sir, there's no such thing as a vampire."
"Yeah there is!" said Daniel.
"Indeed." Teal`c said.
"So since you were dying, I kinda made you one to, to save you're life!" Jack said in a rush, hoping she didn't pick it up.
"..." Sam opened her mouth then shut it again, making her look like a goldfish.
"What?"
"Well, I wanted to help you, and I know a spell that can make you human if we get the right stuff."
"Well you'd better!" said Sam, suddenly full of rage.
"Whoa, Carter, take a breath!" Jack said, then realized what he said,
"Not literally, of course."
Daniel, seeing the awkward situation, said,
"Shouldn't we get going?"
"Yeah," said Jack, glad of Daniel's interruption,
"Get your stuff, campers, we're moving out."
Once everyone had got their things they walked out of the gates.
After a while, Daniel said,
"Whoa this is getting more and more like a city on earth," said Daniel,
"What do you think, Sam?"
"Well we know it's possible for the gate to travel from time to time, but I don't know about realities!" said Sam.
"Honey, I sent the kids to another reality!" Jack said, his voice dry with sarcasm.
"Very funny, Jack," said Daniel,
"And if we are stuck in another reality, how are we gonna get home?" That silenced everyone, then Teal`c said,
"Perhaps someone in this reality has to do with us being here."
"Well, there could be witches here since there are vampires here?" asked Sam.
"It's possible, I mean there are witches in our reality, as well."
"So, what?" said Daniel, losing his cool,
"Your gonna get a witch to cast a spell on us so we can get home? We don't even know if we're in another reality!"
"It's possible that someone else is using the other gate and we left at the same time as them," theorized Sam.
"Well, we blew up the Russians DHD, plus they said that they weren't using theirs..." said Daniel.
"Daniel, do you actually believe that the Russians would keep their word?"
"Um... No not really," said Daniel.
"Well then?"
"Well there could be more than three gates on the planet."
"Right, I bet we're the only damn planet with four or five gates on it!" said Jack, throwing up his hands.
"O'Neill is correct, I have never herd of a planet having more than one gate."
"Ya see!" said Jack,
"Even Teal`c agrees with me!"
"Well if there is another gate, who's using it?" asked Sam.
"Ah, probably the Jap's or somthin'," said Jack.
"Wait one minuet," said Sam, as they approached a huge building,
"Sir, I think I know where we are!"
"Where?" asked Jack and Daniel, in union.
"Sunnydale, California!"
"No way!" said Daniel, disbelieving.
"Yes way! Look there's Sunnydale collage, and there's the coffee shop..."
"I take it this is where you went to collage?" asked Jack.
"Pretty much," said Sam, shrugging,
"I wonder if that strange stuff still happens around here!"
Jack gave her a look.
"Then again, probably does," she shrugged.
"Anyone else thinking we should find a hotel?" asked Daniel, now calmer than he was earlier.
"That would probably be a good idea," said Jack.
"Sam, do you know where there's a hotel?" asked Daniel.
"Yeah, there's one about a mile this way."
So yet again they found themselves walking. After about half an hour they saw dingy looking hotel.
"Well, glad to see your style's picked up, Carter!" muttered Jack.
"With all due respect, sir, shut up!" muttered Sam.
"How'd you here that?"
"I'm a vampire as well, remember? I get the good hearing!"
"Sorry."
"Look guys, we need to get a room, or two..." started Daniel, with a glance at Sam,
"Then we need to get some normal clothes."
"That's a good idea," said Jack,
"I'll go and rent us two rooms, and you sort out whose stay where." Then he went off in the direction of an odd looking office.
"Well, who wants to stay where?" asked Daniel.
"I do not mind where I sleep, Daniel Jackson," said Teal`c.
"Right, so..."
"Hey, kids I got us our rooms!" said Jack, coming up behind them,
"Right, so where are we sleeping?"
"We haven't decided, yet," said Daniel.
"Oh for cryin' out loud! Carter, you sleep with Daniel, Teal`c your with me!" said Jack,
"Right, everyone, meet out here in ten minuets, we're going shopping!" Ten minuets later they were all out in the parking lot, waiting on Jack.
"What's keeping him?" asked Sam, impatiently, and straight after she said it, Jack was there at her shoulder.
"Hey kids, sorry I'm late, I got caught up."
"Yeah, right!" muttered Sam.
"I heard that," said Jack, not taking offence, for once!
"So, let's go! Carter, you used to go to collage here...know any good clothes shops?"
"Well, sir..."
"Ah, this is a civilian area, so don't call me sir!"
"Ok, Jack... There's a good shop down a street, if memory serves," said Sam, suppressing a smile.
"I really hope memory serves..." said Jack, as they got strange looks from people while walking down the road.
"Yeah, there it is!" said Daniel pointing.
"Good, I'll pay for all of it," said Jack as they opened the door.
There were loads of clothes in the shop, most of it was very dress up but they managed to find some casual things. Sam took a pair of jeans, with a green long sleeved top, Daniel took black jeans with a checked shirt, Teal`c took very much the same as Daniel, only with a black t-shirt. And Jack bought himself black jeans a fc:uk t-shirt and a leather jacket.
"Right, kids, let's get back to the motel so we can change." They went back to the motel, got changed and went back outside.
"So what now, Jack?" asked Daniel.
"Well, I think we should explore and see if we can find our slayer friends, they could be responsible for bringing us here," said Jack,
"Any ideas where they might be?"
"Well, I have a friend who might know something about it," said Daniel,
"He lives just a little ways a way from here."
"Sounds like a plan," said Jack, rubbing his hands together,
"Carter, you go with him, Teal'c you're with me."
"What are you going to do, sir?" asked Sam.
"Me and Teal'c are gonna scout the area, see if the Slayer gets out often," said Jack.
"Right so we meet back at the hotel when?" asked Daniel.
"Who says we're meeting back at the hotel?" asked Jack,
"Yeah, we'll meet ya there at 1900 hours."
With Buffy.
'I wonder what that vamp was staring at last night?' thought Buffy as she went to her class.
"Hey, Buffy!" said Willow, coming up behind her,
"Did you do that homework that Professor Welsch told us to do?"
"Yep!" said Buffy, proudly,
"I did it ages ago!"
"Wow, you're really organized!" said Willow,
"I mean I only did it last night!"
"Whoa, Will, you need to catch up!"
"Hey, for once you're ahead of me!"
"Cool!" said Buffy,
"Hey!"
"What?" asked Willow.
"That's the guy that I saw last night!"
"We better go and get him!" said Willow, running after him with Buffy.
"Whoa!" said Jack, noticing the slayer and another girl running towards him,
"Teal'c I think we should get out of here!"
So Jack and Teal'c were running away from Buffy and Willow, and after a while Jack and Teal'c started to slow down, not because they were far away from Buffy, cause they had been running like mad for ages!
"Gotcha!" yelled Buffy, grabbing Jack and Teal'c, who were too tired to do anything,
"You two are coming with me!"
Buffy dragged Jack and Teal'c all the way to the magic shop then sat them down at the table.
"O'Neill, should we not try and escape?" asked Teal'c, but Jack was to busy looking around.
"Whoa, this is some magic store!" he said, just as Buffy, Willow Xander, Giles and Anya came in,
"Lovely little place you've got here," said Jack, smiling.
"Shut up vampire!" said Giles.
"Hey, vampire with a soul!" said Jack, correcting him.
"See, I told you, he even says he has a soul!" said Buffy.
"Well, you are special, aren't you?" said Spike, coming out of the shadows.
"What do you want Spike?" asked Buffy.
"Just here to tell you the other Slayer, Faith, is in town!"
"Thanks," said Buffy,
"Make my day worse!"
"Hey, I could have told you that!" said Jack.
"You met her and she didn't kill you?"
"Yeah, she killed my friend!"
Despite Buffy hating vampires, she felt sorry for him.
"Was she human?" asked Buffy.
"Yes she was very much human," said Jack.
"I'm sorry" said Buffy.
"Don't be; I made her a vampire like me so then I could turn her human again with a spell!"
"Well this is a magic shop, but you're a vampire so we need to kill you," said Giles pulling out a stake from one of his pockets.
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