Computer Chat
Computer Chat
by Aardvark and Anteater
TITLE:Computer Chat
AUTHOR:Aardvark and Anteater
EMAIL:Becky.Cole@ntlworld.com
CATEGORY: Humour, Romance, Sam/Jack
SPOILERS:None
SEASON / SEQUEL:None
RATING:PG
CONTENT WARNINGS:None
SUMMARY:Never talk about who you fancy in a chat room.
STATUS: Complete
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. We have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors. Not to be archived without permission of the authors.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I really enjoy writing fics like this.
This is bases in a chat room that only members of the SGC can use. Colonel_No_It_All is Jack. Little_Miss_Major is Sam.
Doctor_Foster_01: That is so not true.
Rabbi has entered the room.
Major_AssHole: Yes it is.
Captain_Crumpet: They do.
Rabbi: What are we talking about????
I_Luv_Captain_Crumpet: Doctor_Foster_01 doesn't think that O'Neill stares at Carter across the briefing room.
Colonel_No_It_All has entered the room.
Colonel_No_It_All: Wazz Upp?
Rabbi: Chatting on the computer drinking a coffee.
Little_Miss_Major has entered the room.
Captain_Crumpet: Colonel_No_It_All, do you think that O'Neill stares at Carter in the briefing room?
Colonel_No_It_All: I have noticed him staring at her a bit.
Little_Miss_Major: I don't think she has noticed him staring at her, but she is staring at him a lot of the time.
Doctor_Foster_01: I swear they don't.
Colonel_No_It_All: He defiantly hasn't noticed her staring at him.
Little_Miss_Major: What I want to know is why doesn't he ask her out????
Rabbi: So do I.
Colonel_No_It_All: Maybe he's shy.
Major_AssHole: O'Neill shy, impossible!
Little_Miss_Major: Nothings impossible.
Colonel_No_It_All: I think O'Neill really like Carter, and when I say really I'm mean REALLY!
Little_Miss_Major: I reckon she REALLY, REALLY likes him to.
'As Sam started typing again Daniel walked into her Lab with a pile of books.'
"Sam." Daniel Said.
"Yeah." She replied.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm chatting with some other members of the SGC."
"Oh, what name are you under?" Daniel asked.
"Little_Miss_Major." Sam replied
"Does anyone know it's you?"
"Hell I hope not."
"Ok, I'll just leave these books by here and you can sort through them later." Daniel said as Sam waved him out of her Lab.
'Daniel walked down to Jacks room and knocked on the door'
"Come in," Jack muttered as he was still typing "Oh, hey Danny."
"Hi," Daniel replied "What are you doing?"
"Chatting with some other members of the SGC."
"Oh, Sam is in there to."
"Really?" Jack questioned
"Yeah, she's under the name Little_Miss_Major, I think."
"OH CRAP." Jack screamed as he ran out of his room and down to Sam's Lab.
(Sam always talks what she types.)
"Where has Colonel_No_It_All gone?" Sam asked herself.
"He is right here Little_Miss_Major." Jack said as he entered Sam's Lab.
"You mean your."
"Yes I'm Colonel_No_It_All," Jack said as he cut off Sam, "Now what I want to know is how much Carter likes O'Neill."
"I want to know why O'Neill never asked out Carter." Sam said as they fell into each other's arms and, well you can guess what happened next, can't you?
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