What a Mouthful!
What a Mouthful!
by Not Quite a Lady
Title: What a Mouthful!
Author: Not Quite a Lady
Email: novia7@juno.com
Status: Complete
Category: Humor / Sam/Jack
Spoilers: None
Season/Sequel info: None
Rating: PG-13
Content Warnings: Sexual Innuendo
Summary: Will she or won't she?
Disclaimer: Don't own anything, not sure who does.
What a Mouthful!
By: Not Quite a Lady
"Absolutely not!"
"Awe come on! Be a sport!
"No way! There are a lot of things that I will do... but THAT is not one of them!
"Why not?"
"Because! That's why not!"
Jack glared at her. The night had started off so well! Now here she was... refusing to go along with it!
"It's a very common practice where I come from!"
"I don't care! Where I come from... it's not!"
"Please! Just this once!"
Sam shakes her head. "Not even after hell has been frozen over, thawed out and re-froze would I put my mouth any where near that!" she cries.
"But I won the bet!"
"It was fixed!"
"Unh-unh!"
"Yes it was! And I... I... I let you win!"
"Oh sure you did!"
"I did!"
"Just this one time!"
"Hiya guys what's going on in here?"
"Janet! You gotta save me! He want's me to put my mouth on... on that!" Sam shrieks, pointing.
"Wow! I haven't seen one of those in a while!"
"That's not helping Janet." Sam glared. An idea came to her. "Would you?"
"Well I used to. I used to lick around the edges and then..."
"Stop!"
"No keep going!"
"...See how much I could put in my mouth."
Sam groaned. "Well you do it then!"
"Oh no! I don't want to take away from the fun. I'll just watch. You don't mind do you Jack?"
"Not a bit."
"I'm gonna be sick." Sam said. Suddenly she asks, "What is that?!"
"What?"
"That stuff dripping from it!"
"Oh that's the best part!"
"What's the best part?" Daniel asked as he walked into the room. "Woah! I thought I was the only one who did that!"
"Actually I'm trying to get Sam to try it."
"Why don't you Sam? It's no different from that time when you..."
"All right! If I do it once will you shut up and leave me alone?"
"Deal."
"Fine!"
"Come here!"
"..."
"Now was that so bad?"
"Actually it wasn't as bad as I thought. Kinda sloppy though."
"Hey Mikey... she likes it!" Daniel cut in.
Jack shook his head. "Jeez... All that trouble over a chili dog!"
The End
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