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The Crisis

The Crisis

by Loco Lauren

TITLE: The Crisis
AUTHOR: Loco Lauren
EMAIL: evil0@home.com
CATEGORY: Sam and Jack, humour
SPOILERS: None
SEASON / SEQUEL:
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: There's a crisis at the SGC.
STATUS: Complete
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. We have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors. Not to be archived without permission of the authors.
AUTHOR'S NOTES:



"Sir, intermolecular forces have taken over the nucleus!"

"Good Lord, their forces must be strong. Quick get me the general!"

"Hamond here."

"Sir, it's Capt. Fraiser, we need Major Carter and the London dispersion forces. Intermolecular forces have taken over the nucleus."

"I'll get them there as soon as possible. Hold them off for as long as you can Captain. Good Luck"

"Colonel O'Neill."

"Colonel it's the general. We need Major Carter and the London Dispersion forces. Intermolecular forces have taken over the nucleus.

"For crying out loud! I'll get her right away. Carter!"

"Yes sir, what is it?"

"Intermolecular forces have taken over the nucleus. Hammond wants you and the London Dispersion Forces to go over and take back the nucleus."

"Holy Hannah! I think I'm going to need the dipole-dipole forces to help. Can you see if Teal'c and Daniel are ready to go?"

"Sure, what should I tell them?"

"Tell them 'van der Waals Forces'. They'll know what I mean."

"Alright, good luck."

"Thank you sir."

"Oh and take this for luck..."

*CRASH*

"What? What!"

"Sorry Sam didn't mean to knock over the chair and wake you up."

"That's ok Cassandra. Well that's the last time I fall asleep watching the discovery channel!"

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