The Phone Call
by x_n_p_t
TITLE: The Phone Call
AUTHOR: x_n_p_t
EMAIL: x_n_p@yahoo.com
CATEGORY: Sam/Jack, Humor
SPOILERS: none
SEASON / SEQUEL: any
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNINGS: male/female relationship
SUMMARY: Gneral Hammond gets a phone call
STATUS: Complete
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. We have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors. Not to be archived without permission of the authors.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: X:I'm a little foxy lady so skin me now ooh baby baby
N: Sorry about them.
P:hi everybody this is Langford luv u lots mwa!!
T:no comment
RING RING, RING RING
"Hammond."
"Sir, it's Colonel O'Neill."
"Hello son what can I do for you?"
"I was wondering if you could help me pick an engagement ring sir."
"Excuse me?"
"An engagement ring sir."
"And may I ask who's the lucky lady?"
"Major Carter sir."
Hammond spat out his mouthful of coffee."What?!?!?!?!"
"Major Carter sir."
"May I ask what in god's name do you think your playing at?!?!?!!?"
"I intend to marry Major Carter sir, with or without your blessing."
"Damn you Jack!!!!!!"
"Sir?"
"Couldn't you have waited one measly month!?!?!"
This was not the reaction Jack had been expecting."Sir?"
"I refuse to give that damned archaelogist fifty dollars!!"
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