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A Boxing Match and a Broken Nose

by Storymaster

TITLE: A BOXING MATCH AND A BROKEN NOSE
AUTHOR: STORYMASTER
EMAIL: HANDS_OFF_MY_JACK@STARGATECOMMAND.CO.UK
CATEGORY: ROMANCE SAM/JACK, DANIEL/JANET
SPOILERS: NONE
SEASON / SEQUEL: MIGHT BE A SEQUEL
RATING: PG
CONTENT WARNINGS: NONE
SUMMARY: JACK TRIES TO SHOW OFF TO SAM AND ENDS UP WITH A BROKEN NOSE
STATUS: Complete
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. We have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors. Not to be archived without permission of the authors.
AUTHOR'S NOTES:

SAM: FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD HOW THICK CAN YOU GET?!?

SAM WALKS INTO THE INFIRMARY AND THROWS HERSELF ONTO ONE OF THE BEDS

JANET: WHOA! CALM DOWN SAM! WHAT'S WRONG?

SAM: IT'S HIM AGAIN!

JANET: WHAT YOU MEAN.......

SAM: YES I DO!

SAM GETS UP AND SITS ON THE EDGE OF JANET'S DESK

JANET SIGHS

JANET: RIGHT, WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME

SAM: WELL LETS JUST SAY IT INVOLVED HIM TRYING TO SHOW OFF TO ME AND HIM AND TEAL'C IN THE MAKESHIFT BOXING RING IN HIS BASEMENT!

JANET CRINGES AT THE MENTAL IMAGE THAT FLASHES BEFORE HER EYES

JANET: OH KAY! IS THAT WHY HE JUST CAME IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES AGO SOUNDING LIKE A MUPPET AND HAVING A NOSE CAST ON?

SAM: UMMM..... IT MIGHT DO YEAH,

SAM FLUSHES SLIGHTLY RED AND AVOIDS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH JANET

JANET: OK SAM I'M ALL EARS! SPILL!

SAM: OK, BUT IF YOU TELL ANYONE, EVEN GENERAL HAMMOND...

JANET: DEAL! OH DOES DANIEL KNOW?

SAM: YEAH HE CARRIED THE COLONEL TO THE CAR WHY I TOLD TEAL'C NOT TO WORRY, THE BIG GUY WAS REALLY WORRIED! THEN WE DROVE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL AND ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING JANET?

JANET HAS A FAR AWAY STARE IN HER EYES AND HER STRAIGHT LIPS TURN INTO A SMILE

JANET: WHAT?!? OH SORRY SAM, I WAS JUST IMAGINING DANIEL'S BIG STRONG ARMS AND MUSCLED CHEST!

SAM: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME GUY HERE JANET?!? I MEAN DANIEL JACKSON, MEMBER OF SG-1. ARCHAEOLOGIST, LINGUIST AND ANTHROPOLOGIST, GLASSES, FLOPPY BLONDE HAIR...

JANET: ..... LOVELY BLUE EYES, NICE LONG LEGS, YEAH WE ARE! SORRY START FROM THE BEGINNING.

SAM: RIGHT HERE GOES. THE COLONEL, DANIEL, TEAL'C AND I WERE WORKING OUT IN THE GYM IN THE BASEMENT. THE COLONEL WENT TO GET SOME BEERS AND DANIEL AND TEAL'C STARTED MESSING AROUND IN THE RING, WHEN THE COLONEL CAME BACK IS WAS CHEERING FOR DANIEL BUT THEN TEAL'S PINNED HIM AND HE GAVE UP! THEN HE GOT IN THE RING AND TOOK A COUPLE OF SHOTS AT TEAL'C, THEN SHOUTED "COME ON TEAL'C OL'BUDDY, GIVE US YOUR BEST SHOT!" TEAL'S HESITATED AND THEN SWUNG AN ALMIGHTY RIGHT HOOK STRAIGHT INTO THE COLONEL'S FACE, HE COMPLETELY SMASHED HIS NOSE THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE POOL OF BLOOD IN THE RING AND FAINTED. WE DROVE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL AND HE HAS BROKE THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE IN 6 PLACES. WHEN HE WOKE UP HE GRINNED AT ME AND SAID "I ONLY WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU!" I NEARLY TOOK A SWING AT HIM MYSELF BUT DANIEL HELD ME OFF, AND I STORMED OUT AND WENT HOME. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT, HE KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM WHY DOES HE HAVE TO MAKE LIFE SO DIFFICULT BY TRYING TO PROVE HIMSELF TO ME.

SAM GETS UP AND WALKS BACK TOWARDS THE BED, WITH JANET HOT ON HER HEELS

JANET: DID YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU, Y'KNOW LIKE HIM MORE THAN HIS 2IC SHOULD?

SAM REACHES THE BED AND SITS DOWN WITH JANET SITTING NEXT TO HER

SAM: NOT IN SO MANY WORDS, HE KNOWS THOUGH, FROM THE ZA'TARC TESTING. HE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I JUST KEPT TELLING HIM NO UNTIL HE GAVE UP!

JANET: SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM?

SAM: WHAT GO UP TO HIM AND SAY, "HELLO SIR, CAN I TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU, AND I WANT TO DRAG YOU TO MY QUARTERS AND MAKE MAD PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOU ALL NIGHT!" I COULDN'T JANET AND BESIDES I CAN'T RUIN OUR CAREER'S WE HAVE WORKED TO HARD TO LOSE ALL THIS, THEN THERE IS SARA, I STILL DON'T THINK HE HAS GOTTEN OVER HER YET!

JANET: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

SAM: I DON'T BUT I CAN'T RISK IT, IF I DON'T KNOW HE FEELS THE SAME,

JACK: AND WHAT IF HE DOES FEEL THE SAME?

SAM: SIR!

SAM TURNS SO QUICK SHE NEARLY FALLS OFF THE BED

SAM: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?

JACK: LONG ENOUGH, I HEARD THE WHOLE THING.

SAM GOES BRIGHT RED AND LAYS BACK ON THE BED TRYING TO COVER UP HER EMBARRASSMENT

JACK: I'M SORRY I WAS ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER TRYING TO SHOW OFF, I CANT HELP IT

SAM, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CANT IGNORE IT ANY LONGER, I WANT YOU AND I CANT CHANGE THAT.....

SAM SITS UP AND LOOS AT JACK WITH A PUZZLED LOOK. MEANWHILE JANET BUSIES HERSELF WITH PAPERWORK ON HER DESK

SAM: SIR.....

JACK: SAM LET ME FINISH, IF I DONT FINISH WHAT I'M SAYING I WONT HAVE THE NERVE LATER. I HAVE WANTED YOU SINCE YOU STEPPED INTO THAT BRIEFING ROOM NEARLY 4 YEARS AGO, IT GETS HARDER AND HARDER EVERY DAY SEEING YOU WALKING AROUND OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT I CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT MISSION, DOWNTIME, EVEN COFFEE BREAK TILL I SEE YOU, I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO BE DISHONOURABLY DISCHARGED FROM THE AIRFORCE, I WOULD KILL A WHOLE ARMY OF GOA'ULD IF IT MEANT YOU NEVER HAD TO FEEL AN OUNCE OF PAIN. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CAN'T BARE TO SEE YOU HURT, MY HEART ACHES EVERYDAY JUST WANTING TO HOLD YOU TIGHT. SAM, I LOVE YOU! THERE I HAVE SAID IT. NOW I FELL COMPLETELY STUPID AND I KNOW I HAVE JUST WRECKED ANY CHANCE I WILL EVER HAVE WITH YOU JUST BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW OFF, GOD HOW CAN I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID!

JACK TURNS AWAY AND STARTS TO WALK OUT THE DOOR

SAM: SIR...WAIT A MINUTE,

JACK HALTS BUT HIS HEAD IS HUNG DOWN

JACK: CUT THE SIR CRAP SAM, ME DECLARING MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU MEANS THAT WE CAN BE ON FIRST NAME TERMS, DONT YA THINK!

SAM: JACK, SHUT THE HELL UP AND KISS ME!

JACK TURNS AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS PRICELESS

JACK: WHAT?!?

SAM: YOU HEARD ME, OR ARE YOU GOING DEAF IN YOUR OLD AGE?

JACK POUTS AND PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS

JACK: HEY I AINT THAT OLD YOU KNOW!!

SAM: WELL COME HERE THEN!

JACK WALKS OVER AND EMBRACES SAM AND GIVES HER A LONG, SLOW, PASSIONATE KISS

GENERAL HAMMOND: (CLEARS HIS THROAT) AM I INTERRUPTING ANYTHING HERE?

JACK: OH NO! FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD WHY ALWAYS ME?

SAM: YES YOU ARE IS THEIR ANYTHING YOU WANTED GENERAL OR IS THIS JUST A SOCIAL VISIT?

THE GENERAL SMILES AND THEN TAKES TWO STEPS FORWARD

GENERAL HAMMOND: ACTUALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU JACK, TEAL'C JUST ASKED ME IF I KNEW ANYMORE OF YOUR CONDITION, I SEE YOU ARE OK THOUGH, MIND TELLING ME WHAT HAPPENED?

JACK: WELL SIR.....

JACK LOOKS DOWN AT THE FLOOR, OBVIOUSLY EMBARRASSED

SAM: I AM SURE JACK WILL BE HAPPY TO TELL YOU TOMORROW BUT SINCE IT IS NOW 6:25 AND WE KNOCKED OFF AT 6 I THINK IT CAN WAIT TILL THE MORNING DON'T YOU?

THE GENERAL SMILES AND NODS

GENERAL HAMMOND: I'M SURE THAT WILL BE FINE MAJOR.

JACK STARES AT THE DISBELIEF AT THE GENERAL WHO HAS JUST WITNESSED HIM KISSING HIS 2IC.

JACK: BUT SIR........ YOU DON'T.......YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS......

GENERAL HAMMOND: COLONEL, YOU TWO HAVE MADE ROMEO AND JULIET SEEM LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK, I PHONED THE PRESIDENT OVER 3 YEARS AGO AND HE SAID I COULD BEND THE RULES THIS ONCE SO I COULD KEEP MY FAVOURITE TEAM TOGETHER

JACK AND SAM BLUSH STILL TIGHTLY HOLDING EACH OTHER

JANET: ANYONE CAN SEE YOU TOO ARE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER! GENERAL, THAT REMINDS ME, DO YOU THINK THAT IT WOULD BE A PROBLEM IF ME AND DR JACKSON GOT TOGETHER? I MEAN HE IS A CIVILIAN!

THE GENERAL BLINKS A FEW TIMES, JACK'S MOUTH OPENS AND CLOSES LIKE A GOLDFISH, SAM JUST STUTTERS, AND JANET SMILES WICKEDLY

JANET: WHAT?!?

SAM: JANET ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME? I TOLD YOU HOW I FELT ABOUT JACK ALMOST 3 YEARS AGO! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU AND DANIEL ARE....Y'KNOW TOGETHER?!

JANET TURNS AS RED AS A BEETROOT AND NODS

JANET: WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN 2-3 MONTHS AND WE DIDN'T WANT THE WHOLE BASE FINDING OUT BEFORE WE HAD A CHANCE TO SEE IF IT WOULD LAST!

JACK: YOU DARK HORSE, DOC!

JANET: COLONEL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL MAKE YOUR NEXT POST MISSION EXAM MAKE FIGHTING APOPHIS LOOK LIKE A TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC! COMPREHEND?

JACK SWALLOWS AND NODS!

DANIEL WALKS IN AND SITS ON THE BED OPPOSITE JANET.

DANIEL: HEY IS THIS A PRIVATE PARTY OR CAN ANYONE JOIN IN?

JANET: HELLO DANIEL

DANIEL: HEY JANET, DO YOU FANCY.........

BEFORE DANIEL CAN FINISH JANET WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND DANIEL AND EMBRACES HIM AND IMITATES JACK AND SAM'S KISS. THE GENERAL BLUSHES SLIGHTLY AND COUGHS.

GENERAL HAMMOND: I THINK I HAVE SOME PAPER WORK TO DO. NIGHT ALL!

DANIEL AND JANET BREAK. DANIEL JUST STARES IN UTTER DISBELIEF.

JACK & JANET: NIGHT SIR,

DANIEL: UMMM, YEAH, G'NIGHT GENERAL

SAM: GOOD NIGHT SIR AND THANK YOU.

GENERAL HAMMOND: IT WAS A PLEASURE MAJOR.

DANIEL: JANET DOES THIS MEAN........

DANIEL INDICATES TO SAM AND JACK

DANIEL: THAT THEY KNOW?

JANET: YES DANIEL IT DOES. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

DANIEL: ME TOO.

JACK AGAIN KISSES SAM MAKING THIS ONE VERY LONG AND SWEET ONLY BREAKING TO COME UP FOR AIR

DANIEL AGAIN STARES IN DISBELIEF, THIS TIME AT SAM AND JACK

JACK: WHAT'S THE MATTER SPACEMONKEY, AINT YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE KISSING THE PERSON THEY LOVE BEFORE?

DANIEL: ARE YOU TWO Y'KNOW TOGETHER?

JACK: WE ARE KNOW!

SAM: YOU KNOW JACK I COULD GET USED TO THIS!

JACK: ME TOO!

SAM: COME ON WE NEED TO GO AND CELEBRATE, ME AND JANET WILL FETCH CASSIE, CAN YOU TWO GET TEAL'C, HAMMOND AND THE USUAL GUYS AND MEET US AT O'MALLEY'S IN A COUPLE OF HOURS??

DANIEL: SURE SAM, MEET YOU THERE AROUND 8:30, THAT OKAY?!?

JANET: YEAH. COME ON THEN, WE BETTER GET GOING I NEED AT LEAST AN HOUR TO GET MYSELF READY THEN THERE IS CASSIE.....

JACK: SAM YOU GO WITH JANET, STOP AND PICK UP YOUR STUFFAND ME AND DANNY-BOY WILL PICK YOU, JANET AND CASSIE ON OUR WAY TO O'MALLEY'S. DEAL?!?

SAM: SURE, CAN YOU GET THE GENERAL AND TEAL'C?

JACK: YEAH, EASY. SEE YOU LATER

SAM AND JANET WALK OUT TOGETHER AND HEAD FOR THE SURFACE.

JACK: COME ON DANNY, I NEED YOUR HELP.

JACK GRABS HOLD OF DANIEL'S ARM AND DRAGS HIM TOWARDS THE GENERAL'S OFFICE.

GENERAL HAMMOND: I DONT SEE A PROBLEM WITH THAT COLONEL, F YOU TWO AND TEAL'C GET SORTED OUT, I WILL COME AND MEET YOU IN O'MALLEY'S IN AN HOUR OR TWO.

JACK: THANKS SIR.

JACK AND DANIEL HEAD TO TEAL'CS QUARTERS

DANIEL: JACK YOU GO AHEAD, I'LL WAIT FOR TEAL'C THEN I WILL STOP AT HOME, AND MEET YOU AT YOURS IN AN ABOUT AN HOUR.

JACK: THANKS SPACEMONKEY.

JACK HEADS FOR THE SURFACE CLIMBS IN HIS CAR AND RACES HOME. ABOUT 45 MINUTES LATER JACK'S DOORBELL RINGS AND HE RUNS FROM THE BATHROOM DRESSED ONLY IN A TOWEL AND COVERED IN SHAVING FOAM, TO ANSWER THE DOOR. DANIEL AND TEAL'C STAND THERE DRESSED IN DRESS SHIRTS AND JEAN'S. DANIEL IS WEARING A BLOOD RED SHIRT AND BLUE JEAN'S WITH A BLACK LEATHER JACKET SLUNG OVER HIS BACK, TEAL'C IS WEARING A WHITE SHIRT WITH BLACK JEANS AND A SIMILAR BLACK JACKET.

JACK: COME ON IN GUYS I WAS JUST HAVING A SHAVE. THERE ARE SOME BEER'S IN THE FRIDGE, HELP YOURSELVES I WILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.

DANIEL: NO RUSH JACK

TEAL'C: O'NEILL, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR AND MAJOR CARTES RELATIONSHIP.

TEAL'C EXTENDS HIS HAND IN JACKS DIRECTION

JACK: THANKS TEAL'C.

JACK SHAKES HIS HAND AND SMILES. HE BOUNDS UP THE STAIRS TWO AT A TIME AND 5 MINUTES LATER RETURNS IN A SMART BLACK SHIRT WITH BLACK JEANS AND HIS INFAMOUS 40 YEAR OLD LEATHER JACKET, SLUNG OVE HIS RIGHT SHOULDER.

JACK: READY, COME ON LETS GET OUT OF HERE I WANNA GO SEE MY WOMAN

DANIEL: ME TOO!

JACK: HEY TEAL'C, WANNA DRIVE?

TEAL'C NODS AND JACK TOSSES HIM THE KEYS.

TEAL'C: CONSIDERING MY SYMBIOTE PREVENTS ME FROM BEING INTOXICATED, I BELIEVE THAT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA O'NEILL.

TEAL'C RISES, WALKS OUT OF THE DOOR AND SITS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT AND STARTS THE ENGINE OF JACK'S CAR.

DANIEL: HEY JACK, I WAS WONDERING, CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING?

JACK: SURE SPACEMONKEY?

DANIEL PRODUCES A DARK RED BOX FROM HIS POCKET OPENS IT AND HANDS IT TO JACK, INSIDE IS A DIAMOND RING WITH RUBY'S SURROUNDING IT. JACK STARES AT IT AND SMILES AT DANIEL.

DANIEL: I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA PROPOSE LAST WEEK, BUT I LOST MY NERVE! I JUST COULDN'T DO IT, I WAS SCARED STIFF, I WAS SHAKING LIKE A LEAF, SHE TOOK ME TOO THE INFIRMARY CAUSE SHE WAS SURE I WAS ILL!

JACK CHUCKLES AND SHAKES HIS HEAD

JACK: DANNY IT'S GREAT, SHE'LL LOVE IT. AND I AM SURE SHE WILL SAY YES!

DANIEL: YEAH, I HOPE SO

DANIEL LAUGHS AND HEADS FOR THE DOOR.

DANIEL: COME ON THEN JACK LETS GO AND FIND OUR LADIES.

JACK: DANIEL CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING?

DANIEL: UMM SURE JACK.

JACK PRODUCES A BLUE JEWELLERS BOX FROM HIS JACKET POCKET AND HANDS IT TO DANIEL.

DANIEL: IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?

JACK NODS AND SMILES NERVOUSLY. DANIEL OPENS IT AND INSIDE THERE IS A SAPPHIRE WITH 10 DIAMONDS SURROUNDING IT.

DANIEL: WOW!

JACK: YEAH IT WAS MY MOTHER'S SHE GAVE IT TO ME AFTER SARA AND I DIVORCED SAYING THAT I SHOULD GIVE IT TO MY TRUE LOVE, FOR SOME REASON SHE NEVER DID LIKE SARA.

DANIEL SHUTS THE BOX AND HANDS IT TO JACK. JACK STUFFS IT INTO HIS POCKET AND CLAPS DANIEL ON THE SHOULDERS, SWIVELS HIM AROUND AND POINTS HIM IN THE DIRECTION OF THE DOOR.

DANIEL: I AM POSITIVE SHE WILL SAY YES JACK.

JACK: THANKS DANNY-BOY. LETS GO!

AT JANETS HOUSE

JANET: CASSIE, YOU READY YET?

CASSIE: NEARLY MUM, BE DOWN IN A MINUTE!

SAM: JANET, CAN I BORROW YOUR BLUE EYESHADOW PLEASE?

JANET: SURE SAM IT'S IN THE BAG ON THE DRESSER.

JANET GOES INTO THE BEDROOM TO HELP SAM PUT ON HER MAKEUP AND HERS THE DOORBELL.

JANET: CASSIE CAN YOU LET THE BOYS IN!

CASSIE: YEAH!

CASSIE OPENS THE DOOR AND LOOK UP AT THE BOYS STANDING AT THE DOOR.

CASSIE: HELLO UNCLE JACK, UNCLE DANIEL, WHERE'S UNCLE TEAL'C?

JACK: HEY PUMPKIN, HE'S WAITING IN THE CAR, IS YOUR MUM AND SAM READY YET?

CASSIE: THEY SHOULD BE OUT IN A MINUTE.

DANIEL: HEY CASSIE, EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT ME AND YOUR MOM NOW SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP IT A SECRET ANY MORE.

JACK: YOU TOLD CASSIE BUT NOT US?

CASSIE: WELL I SORT OF GUESSED WHEN I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND DANIEL CAME DOWN IN PYJAMAS AND A DRESSING GOWN.

DANIEL: YEAH JACK WE HAD TO TELL HER SOMETHING.

JACK SHRUGS AND LOOK AROUND SPOTTING SAM AND JANET COME DOWN THE STAIRS. HIS JAW DROPS AS HE STARES AT SAM WEARING A LONG BLUE SPARKLEY DRESS MATCHING HER EYES. JANET IS WEARING THE SAME DRESS BUT IN RED. JACK ELBOWS DANIEL IN THE RIBS AND NODS TO WARDS THE LADIES. DANIEL LOOKS UP AND IS LOST FOR WORDS WATCHING JANET'S DESCENT DOWN THE STAURS.

JANET: CASSIE WHY DON'T YOU GO AND KEEP TEAL'C COMPANY IN THE CAR FOR A MINUTE.

CASSIE: ALRIGHT MOM.

CASSIE WALKS OUT SHUTTING THE DOOR WITH A LOUD BANG WHICH AWAKENS DANIEL AND JACK OUT OF TERE TRANCE.

JACK AND DANIEL: WOW!

JANET AND SAM LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GIGGLE AND WALK TOWARDS THERE RESPECTIVE PARTNERS, GIVE THEM A KISS ON THE CHEEK AND PULL THEM PUT OF THE DOOR.

AT O'MALLEY'S THEY WAIT FOR GENERAL HAMMOND AND THE REST OF THERE FRIENDS OUTSIDE. MAJOR FERRETTI, LEIUTENANT SIMMONS, COLONEL MAKEPEACE AND SOME OTHERS PULL UP IN A HIRED MINIBUS AND ALL WALK OVER TO THE GROUP OUTSIDE.

FERRETTI: HEY GUYS. WHATS GOIN ON? DR JACKSON SAID IF WE HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO TO GET CHANGED AND MEET HERE AT 2030 HOURS.

JACK: WELL WE THOUGHT A CELEBRATION WAS IN ORDER.

SIMMONS: WHY WHATS HAPPENED?

SAM LOOKS AT JACK AND KISSES HIM

DANIEL: THAT HAPPENED!

JANET STOPS DANIEL SAYING ANYMORE AND KISSES HIM TOO.

JACK: AND THAT HAPPENED!

FERETTI AND CO JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER AND OFFER CONGRATULATIONS AND SPEND THE NEXT COUPLE OF MNUTES SHAKING HANDS AND ASKING QUESTIONS. GENERAL HAMMOND THEN SHOWS UP WITH A GUEST IN THE PASSENGER SEAT WHO IS WELL WRAPPED UP AND BECAUSE OF THE POOR LIGHTING OUTSIDE THE CLUB NO-ONE CAN SEE WHO IT IS. JACK SMILES AND DANIEL AND WALKS TOWARDS THE GENERAL WHO HAS PALKES ANOUT 200 YARDS AWAY.

JACK: EVENING SIR

GENERAL HAMMOND: NOT THE EASIEST OF THINGS TO DO JACK BUT YOU NOW OWE ME BIG TIME.

JACK: SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT NOTICE BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT.

THEY MAKE THERE WAY OVER TO THE GROUP AND WALK INTO THE BAR. NO-ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE THE MYSTERY GUEST .ABOUT HALF AN HOUR LATER JACK AND DANIEL LOOK AT EACH OTHER, NOD AND GO TO TALK WITH THE BAND PLAYING ON THE STAGE. AFTER THE NEXT SONG THEY GET UP ON STAGE AND HEAD FOR THE MICROPHONES. JANET NUDGES SAM AND POINTS TO THE STAGE.

JACK: UMM COULD WE HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION PLEASE.

FERRETTI: YOU AINT GONNA SING ARE YOU JACK?

JACK: SHUT UP FERRETTI!

DANIEL: NO WE ARE NOT. WE JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO THE TWO MOST BEAUTIFUL LADIES IN OUR LIVES AND ASK THEM TO COME UP HERE ON STAGE WITH US.

JACK: YEAH COME ON!

JANET AND SAM LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND MAKE THEIR WAY UP EACH STANDING BESIDE THE PARTNER. JACK AND DANIEL TURN TO THEM AND GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE. SAM AND JANET LOOK GOBSMACKED AND JUST STARE AT THEM.

DANIEL: JANET I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOUR OF BEING MY WIFE?

JANET NODS SOLEMLY AS DANIEL SLIDES THE WRING ONTO HER FINGER, STANDS UP AND KISSES HER. EVERY CHEERS AND QUICKLY QUIETENS DOWN AGIN AND ALL EYES FOCUSS ON SAM AN JACK.

JACK: SAM, YOU KNOW I HAV LOVED YOU FOR A LONG TIME NOW, AND WE FOUGHT THE URGE FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS BECAUSE OF THE RULES, KNOWING IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE TOGETHER. BUT IF DANIEL, AT THAT MOMENT HADN'T THROWN ME OUT OF HIS OFFICE, CAUSING ME TO OVER HEAR YOUR CONVERSATION WITH JANET, WE COULD HAVE CONTINUED HIDING OUR FEELINGS FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS. LUCKILY I HEARD YOU AND I TOO WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOUR OF BEING MY WIFE?

SAM BRUSHES THE TEARS AWAY FROM HER EYS AS JACK RISEES OFF OF ONE KNEE WATING FOR HER ANSWER.

SAM: OF COURSE I WILL MARRY YOU!

JACK SMILES AND SLIDES THE RING ONTO HER FINGER BEFORE MIRRORING JANET AND DANIELS EARLIER EMBRACE. EVERYONE CHEERS AND AS THE COUPLES MAKE THERE WAY OFF THE STAGE. GENERAL HAMMOND AND THE UNKNOWN GUEST MAKE THERE WAY UPTO THE STAGE.

GENERAL HAMMOND: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY CONGRATUALTIONS TO ALL OF YOU AND ALL DRINKS TONIGHT ARE ON ME SO MAKE THE MOST OF IT!

ANOTHER CHEER GOES UP AROUND THE ROOM AND GENERAL HAMMOND MAKES HIS WAY BACK TO HIS SEAT AND LEAVES THE UNKNOWN GUEST ON THE STAGE.

UNKNOWN GUEST: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY....

THE UNKNOWN GUEST PULLS BACK THE HOOD THAT HAS BEEN COVERING HIS FACE AND TAKES OFF THE BIG COAT THAT HAS BEEN HIDING HIS APPEARANCE.

UNKNOWN GUEST: CONGRATULATIONS KIDDO!

SAM: DAD!

SAM RUNS UP TO THE STAGE AND ENCIRCLES HER DAD INTO A HUG.

SAM: DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

JACOB: WELL I WANTED TO SEE MY LITTLE GIRL GET ENGAGED.

SAM: BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT WAS ONLY THIS AFTERNOON IN THE INFIRMARY WE ADMITTED IT TO EACH OTHER?

JACK: WELL THAT WOULD BE MY FAULT.

SAM LOOKS AT JACK THEN AT HER DAD THEN AT GENERAL HAMMOND WHO IS NOW APPROACHING.

JACK: GENERAL CARE TO EXPLAIN.

GENERAL: SURE. AFTER YOU AND JANET LEFT THE BASE JACK AND DANIEL CAME TO MY OFFICE AND ASKED US TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU FATHER HE WOLDN'T TELL ME WHY, BUT I HAD A FAIR IDEA. YOUR DAD CAME THROUGH ABOOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND WE GOT CHANGED AND DROVE STRAIGHT HERE.

SAM LOOKS AT GENERAL HAMMOND AND HUGS HIM.

SAM: THANK YOU GENERAL, FOR EVERYTHING.

GENERAL HAMMOND: AS I SAID EARLIER MAJOR, IT WAS A PLEASURE.

GENERAL HAMMOND TURNS AND LEAVES, AND GOES AND RETURNS TO THE REST OF THE GROUP. SAM LOOKS AT HER DAD AND HUGS HIM AGAIN.

SAM: THANKS FOR COMING DAD, I HAVE MISSED YOU.

JACOB: I'VE MISSED YOU TOO KIDDO, I HAVE A WEEK HERE TO SPEND TIM WITH YOU BUT I HAVE TO GO BACK NEXT FRIDAY.

SAM: BRILLIANT DAD, WE NEED TO CATCH UP.

SHE SMILES AT HER DAD AND HUGS HIM AGAIN.

JACOB: I'M GONNA GO AND TALK WITH GEORGE FOR A BIT, SEE YOU IN A WHILS KID.

SAM: OK DAD.

JACOB SHAKES JACK'S HAND

JACOB: TAKE CARE OF HER JACK, OR I WILL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL BUISNESS TO FIND THE PLANET WITH THE MOST ARTIFACTS ON IT AND MAKE GEORGE SEND YOU AND DANIEL THERE FOR A 5 YEAR MISSION! UNDERSTAND?

JACK SMILES AT JACOB AND NODS

JACK: SURE DAD. I WOULDN'T HURT HER FOR THE WORLD, I LOVE HER TOO MUCH.

JACK WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND SAM'S WAIST AND HERS HANDS AUTOMATICALLY GO AROUND HIS MIDDLE AND SHE LAYS HER HEAD ON HIS CHEST STILL FACING HER FATHER.

JACOB NODS AND RETURNS TO THE GROUP. MEANWILE THE BAND HVE GOT BACK ON STAGE AND START TO PLAY A SLOW SONG. JANET AND DANIEL GET UP AND A FEW MORE COUPLES. JANET AND DANEL ADOPT A SIMILAIR POSITION TO JACK AND SAMS. THEY DANCE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHEN THE NEXT SONG COMES ON THEY RETURN TO THEY'RE SEATS. WHEN THEY RETURN EVERYONE HAS IS MISERABLE APART FROM COLONEL MAKEPEACE.

JACK: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH EVERYONE?

SIMMONS: WELL WE ALL JUST LOST 50 BUCKS!

SAM: WHY?

MAKEPEACE: CAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WOULD GET TOGETHER IN AUGUST, TODAY BEING AUGUST 28TH IJUST WON 550 BUCKS FROM THE REST OF THESE GUYS. EVEN GENERAL'S HAMMOND AND CARTER HAD A BET!

SAM: DAD!

JACOB: WHAT? EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WOULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME, IJUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DECEMBER!

JACK, SAM, DANIEL AND JANET START LAUGHING AND SHAKING THERE HEAD IN DISBELIEF. 4 HOURS OF LAUGHING, DANCING AND A LOT OF DRINKING LATER. THEY ALL STUMBLE OUT OF THE CLUB, APART FROM TEAL'C AND JACOB WHO DONT GET DRUNK CAUSE OF THEY'RE SYMBIOTE, AND GO TO THEY'RE RESPECTIVE HOME, WITH JACOB STAYING WITH TEAL'C ON BASE, CASSIE GONG HOME WITH ONE OF THE FEMALE NURSES TO SLEEP OVER WITH HER DAUGHTER AND SAM, JANET AND DANIEL GOING TO JACK'S. AS THEY HALF WALK, HALF FALL INTO JACK'S HOUSE AND SAM AND JACK JUST CRASH ONTO THE SOFA, STILL GIGGLING FROM SOME OBSCENE JOKE JACK MADE IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME. THEY HAD DECIDED TO LEAVE JACK'S CAR AND THE CLUB AND GET A TAXI HOME. JACK AND SAM SNUGGLE UP ON THE SOFA AND JANET AND DANIEL LOOK AT EACH OTHER.

DANIEL: THANKS FOR LETTING US COME BACK HERE JACK, BUT I THINK I WANT TO GO BACK WITH JANET TO HERE HOUSE,(HIC) IT'S ONLY ROUND THE CORNER SO WE WILL GO NOW AND SEE YOU TOMORROW AT WORK(HIC)BYE!

JANET SHAKES HER HEAD AND PULLS DANIEL OUT OF THE DOOR.

JANET: DANIEL I DONT THINK THEY HEAD YOU, DO YOU?

DANIEL: NO I DONT(HIC), I THINK JACK WAS TO BUSY INSPECTING SAM'S TONSILS TO NOTICE WE EVEN LEFT!

JANET GIGGLES AND SLIDE HER ARM ROUND DANIEL'S WAIST AS THEY HEAD FOR HER HOUSE.

THE END

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