Snake Eyes
by Sicko!
TITLE: Snake Eyes
AUTHOR: Sicko!
EMAIL: slayer_519@hotmail.com
CATEGORY: Humor, Action/Adventure
SPOILERS:
SEASON / SEQUEL: Any
RATING: PG-13
CONTENT WARNINGS: adult themes
PAIRING: Sam/Jack UST
SUMMARY: Jack has a dream and Daniel loses a dear friend.
STATUS: Complete
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. We have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors. Not to be archived without permission of the authors.
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Open on a SGC room. Jack's lying in bed (fully clothes, don't be gross) taking it easy, relaxing. Carter is working on her laptop (snore!) and Teal'C is standing around doing what he always does... stand around.
Daniel comes rushing in.
DANIEL: My snake! Have you seen it? I lost it!
JACK: Are you sure you HAD one?
DANIEL: (Glaring at Jack) YES! Little Winky has been there like forever!
CARTER: Well where was it last?
DANIEL: I was playing with it.
JACK: How exactly do you play with a snake? It's not like you can play catch!
DANIEL: Actually it's quite fond of it's balls.
Jack raises his eyebrows.
CARTER: Well does it have any distinguishing features?
DANIEL: It had a long shaft body... (Jack gives him a 'well duh!' look) OH!! It had one eye.
TEAL'C: Do snakes not usually come with two eyes?
DANIEL: Well yes, but it's special... it's always been a one eyed snake... That's why it's called Winky
JACK: Think like a snake... where would you go?
DANIEL: Somewhere dark and wet?
Jack looks at Carter
CARTER: DON'T EVEN GO THERE, SIR!!!
At the thought of this, Daniel collapses on the floor in giggles.
JACK: What? What is it?
DANIEL: I... think... (giggle)... it's in my trousers... it's moving... tickling... throbbing...
Jack makes an 'ewwwwwww' face. Daniel begins pulling at it. Teal'C helps.
TEAL'C: (struggling) This snake appears resistant,
DANIEL: It won't come out... ARGHHHHHHHH! OUCH!!! STOP PULLING!!!
Jack takes a look.
JACK: Erm... it's not a snake...
Daniel looks. Teal'C lets go. Daniel blushes
DANIEL: I might go check the base again.
Daniel runs out, flustered.
JACK: (To Teal'C) You might wanna go wash your hand.
TEAL'C: Indeed
Teal'C does his little eyebrow and nod thing and exits
JACK: Are you ok?
CARTER: Well, snakes freak me... I mean after all the time we spend with the Gou'ld
JACK: I know one snake that doesn't freak you...
They begin to kiss and Carter climbs on Jack... then someone begins poking Jack
CARTER: Sir, wake up.. your drooling.
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