A Quickie, Frivolous Story About Sam and Jack
A Quickie, Frivolous Story About Sam and Jack
by Sally Murphy
Title: "A Quickie, Frivolous Story About Sam and Jack - And ME Not Having The Patience Anymore"
Author: Sally Murphy
Email: majorsallymurphy@yahoo.com
Spoilers: none
Season/Sequel: 4thlike.
Rating: PG-13, I guess.
Category: Romance, humor.
Content Warning: Well, there is one F-word, and some talk of sex. I don't want to offend the youngins.
Summary: Huh, there's no real plot to this little ditty. Read it, you'll see what I mean.
Okay, if you really want me to write something down, Sam and Jack decide...
Status: Complete rubbish.
Archive: If anyone in his or her right mind would want this, go right ahead. Yes to everyone!
Disclaimer: Everything concerning Stargate is not mine. I own nothing from, about, or to them.(what did I just say?) I get absolutely, positively NO MONEY, whatsoever. There!
Authors Notes: I wrote this thing while I was watching Stargate in my living room. I Just got tired of waiting for them to do something already. I was also PMSing, if that's any excuse. I didn't have it beta checked either. Oops, should I have admitted that? Well, you've been warned! I hope you enjoy it anyways. J
Copyright: March, 2001. by Sally Murphy
Once upon a time there was a boy named Jack and a girl named Sam.
Sam and Jack were very attracted to each other, most likely deeply in love.
Always wanting, but never succumbing to the constant desire that existed between them.
That was, until now!
(Jack) - "Hey Carter, whatchu doin'?"
(Sam) - "Replacing the flux capacitor with the delithium crystals so that the betareeder capsule will align with the--"
"Carter!...I came in here to ask you a question"
"And what would that be, Sir?"
"Would you like to have sex with me?"
"I...uh...wwwhat?"
"I said, would you have sex with me!"
Sam sat there staring at Jack with her mouth hanging open.
"Carter?"
"Yes, Sir?"
"Well..."
"Sir, not that I'm not tempted and all, but--"
"I know, you're worried about the regs"
"Well...kinda...yes, actually"
"You want to know my opinion concerning the regulations?"
"Yes!"
"Fuck the regulations!"
"But--"
"No buts Major! Do you want me?"
"Uh..."
"DO YOU WANT ME!"
"..........."
"CARTER!"
"YES I DO!"
"Okay then. Now see how simple that was Major...Sam"
"Huh huh..."
"So, will you come over to my house tonight so we can have dinner, and each other for dessert?"
"............."
"Be there at nine, sharp. And, don't take another shower, 'cause I want to taste you just the way you are. Will you come?"
"I...we..."
"Not that I don't love this stimulating conversation that we're having right now,
but will you answer me."
"Sir...Jack..."
Jack walked up to Sam, and leaning in close to her face, he said:
"Sam, I could say all of the romantic things that I know that you'd love to hear at this moment. But the truth is, I want to rip off all of your clothes this instant and devour every single, luscious, mouth watering inch of you until I pass out from malnutrition. Now...will you come?"
"YES!"
"Really?"
"YEP!"
"Sweet! See ya at nine then" Jack enthused, while walking jubilantly out the door. Sam just stared at the door for a few moments before attempting to resume her work. After a few seconds of that attempt, she threw the whatchumacallet behind her and abruptly stood up.
"Nine o'clock my butt! Ready or not Jack O'Neill, here I come!" Sam exclaimed, as she quickly left her lab for her date with destiny.
(They had lots and lots of passionate sex and lived happily ever after!)
***The End***
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