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Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal. 

Most of its victims experience some of these symptoms: 

* diarrhea, 
* abdominal cramps, 
* nausea, and 
* fever.

Cook your chicken properly, or you'll be sorry. Read my fic with caution, or you may fall sick.

I'm a highly tolerant multi-shipper who enjoys the full spectrum of fan fiction: from OTP het-ships to slash (fem & male) to threesomes or more. Although I prefer reading porn, I also love AU, crack, UST, fluff, badfic (unintentional and parody), crossovers, and (OMG!) even noromo Gen fic. The very few genres that squick me: RPF porn (except for Hitler and Dick Cheney), scat, snuff. (If you don't know what those are, please stay innocent and don't Google them.)

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Revolution 2: Perfect Working Order by campylobacter

Rated: MA • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary: For Daniel and Vala, hurt and comfort mean different things when you've died more than once. [Timeline set after Ark of Truth.]

Daniel, Sideways by campylobacter

Rated: AO • 1 Reviews
Summary: Cam is helpless to prevent Vala from using her mouth to try to jog her memory.

Speak No English by campylobacter

Rated: AO • 0 Reviews

Vala wants to play a game, but Daniel sets the rules. For Porn Battle X, hosted by oxoniensis. Winner of the 2010 Gatefic Award for Daniel/Vala Smut.

2010 Gatefic Award 

A Taste of Afternoon Sun by campylobacter

Rated: 13+ • 0 Reviews
Summary: Missing scene (prelude to The Ark of Truth): Vala depletes her provisions during SG-1's first day on Dakara. Comment fic for dannysgirlsg1 from the prompt "Playing hooky".

One Year Later by campylobacter

Rated: MA • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar

How did Daniel find the strength to survive that year without everyone he loves after Ba'al changed history? Continuum missing scene and movie tag.

D/V 5th Anniversary Award 

Drawn Home by campylobacter

Rated: 13+ • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Vala summons Daniel with urgent news.

Bookends, or Six Ways 'Til Sunday by campylobacter

Rated: AO • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary: After an unexpected guest drops by, Daniel's apartment is never the same again. (The Home Crasher Trope meets archaeo-linguistics and pirate-goddess sexual mayhem, in that point of character development after Continuum.) Only enough plot to sustain the slap-slap-kiss porn.