Adelie King [
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2009.09.25
I am Adelie King. I mainly write Stargate SG1 fanfiction. My main genre is humor and erotica/ smut. I'm also into romance and some sci-fi intigue. I'm a huge fan of the orginal Twilight Zone. I am a Sam/Jack shipper heavily.
I love to entertain my readers making them laugh as hard as I can. I also love to heat up my audience through smut and erotica which I've been told I'm good at.
Note: Due to some reviews complaining my stories are unrealistic and that the characters are out of character... I'm going to state right now that my funny stories are an Alternate Comedy Universe without intension to follow the canon most of the time. They are written for laughs only with the intention to entertain having the characters do things all of us here know they would never do. But that's what my goal is which makes writing them and reading them fun to people...
Thanks for reading my work and I hope you enjoy it. I appreciate any reviews you can give...
Adelie King
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Rated: 13+ •
2 Reviews 
Summary: Daniel plays an April Fool's Joke on Jack and Sam and it unusually backfires
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Jack O'Neill,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
Humor,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
language,
minor language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2583 |
Hits: 1323 |
Published: 2012.04.01 |
Updated: 2012.04.01
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Rated: AO •
1 Reviews
Summary: Rodney McKay makes a pass at Samantha Carter and Jack O'Neill takes exception to it.
Categories: Het - SG-1,
Jack/Sam
Characters: Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: 0601 RedemptionGenres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Humor,
Hurt/Comfort,
POV,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 6Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5685 |
Hits: 4312 |
Published: 2012.02.14 |
Updated: 2012.02.16
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Rated: AO •
1 Reviews
Summary: Samantha Carter can't get the nerve to make a move on Jack O'Neill until something unexpected happens...
WARNING VERY GRAPHIC SEX!!!
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
Humor,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3659 |
Hits: 2467 |
Published: 2011.12.10 |
Updated: 2011.12.10
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Rated: AO •
0 Reviews
Summary: Janet Frasier and Samantha Carter have a night pf hot fun especially after Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson join them...
WARNING VERY GRAPHIC HOT SEX!!!!
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
Humor,
Other,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: None
Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4607 |
Hits: 1577 |
Published: 2011.12.10 |
Updated: 2011.12.10
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Rated: AO •
6 Reviews
Summary: Jack, and Daniel decide to pick on Sam and she gets back at them good but not in the same way.
WARNING VERY GRAPHIC SEX AND LANGUAGE!!!! SOME SCENES MAY SEEM NON-CONSENT TO SOME
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Jack O'Neill,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
Humor,
PWP,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 9Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
rape/non consensual sex,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3489 |
Hits: 2306 |
Published: 2011.11.28 |
Updated: 2011.11.28
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Rated: AO •
13 Reviews
Summary: Jacob Carter is dying of cancer and wishes Sam married before he dies and she has only one suitor she could can possibly marry but the military won't allow it (takes place 2nd Season during "The Tokra")
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: 0211 TokRaGenres: Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Humor,
Hurt/Comfort,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 2Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
minor language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: No |
Words: 9824 |
Hits: 4599 |
Published: 2011.11.03 |
Updated: 2011.11.08
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Rated: AO •
6 Reviews
Summary: To thank them for everything they’ve done for the country and the planet Dr. Elizabeth Weir has President Hayes grant Brigadier General Jack O’Neill and Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter their most dearest wish.
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Jack O'Neill,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: 0801 New OrderGenres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Humor,
RomanceHoliday: None
Season: Season 8Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
minor language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: No |
Words: 9577 |
Hits: 3777 |
Published: 2011.10.29 |
Updated: 2011.11.01
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Rated: AO •
1 Reviews
Summary: A burglary at Samantha Carter's house stirs up trouble for her and Jack O'Neill as well as the SGC
Categories: Het - SG-1,
Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Action/Adventure,
Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Humor,
Hurt/Comfort,
Mystery,
Other,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 34644 |
Hits: 16214 |
Published: 2011.07.15 |
Updated: 2011.09.04
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Rated: AO •
2 Reviews
Summary: Jack O'Neill loses track of time while in the shower and the ladies come in including Samantha Carter and he has no means of escape....
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
Humor,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 5Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2954 |
Hits: 2245 |
Published: 2011.07.04 |
Updated: 2011.07.04
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Rated: AO •
0 Reviews
Summary: Jack and Sam get captured by the Goa'uld which leads them to inappropriate interactions and habits...
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
Humor,
Other,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 5Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: No |
Words: 7199 |
Hits: 6344 |
Published: 2011.06.28 |
Updated: 2011.07.02
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Rated: AO •
1 Reviews
Summary: Jack has an injury that he is embarrassed about which is so severe Sam ends up secretly caring for it.
Categories: Het - SG-1,
Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Jack O'Neill,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Humor,
Hurt/Comfort,
Other,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 5Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: Injuries
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 7043 |
Hits: 4449 |
Published: 2011.05.28 |
Updated: 2011.06.02
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Rated: MA •
3 Reviews
Summary: Samantha Carter writes a journal that is her only means of surviving her feelings for Jack O’Neill…
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: 0317 A Hundred DaysGenres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Hurt/Comfort,
POV,
RomanceHoliday: None
Season: Season 3Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 18784 |
Hits: 6656 |
Published: 2010.11.30 |
Updated: 2010.12.10
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Rated: MA •
2 Reviews
Summary: Five years after Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter's first indiscretion their second one happens that can have even more dire consequences....
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: No |
Words: 7776 |
Hits: 5012 |
Published: 2010.10.29 |
Updated: 2010.11.01
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Rated: AO •
0 Reviews
Summary: Samantha Carter sleeps with Jack O'Neill to prove a theory of hers and ends up happily surprised with the results
Categories: Het - SG-1
Characters: Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
POV,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4993 |
Hits: 2518 |
Published: 2010.09.19 |
Updated: 2010.09.19
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Rated: AO •
0 Reviews
Summary: Samantha Carter is disappointed by Pete's performance as well as his assets and goes to find a real man and we all know who that will be....
Categories: Het - SG-1,
Jack/Sam
Characters: Other Characters,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
Humor,
Hurt/Comfort,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6054 |
Hits: 11378 |
Published: 2010.06.25 |
Updated: 2010.06.28
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Rated: AO •
1 Reviews
Summary: Jack finds an abandoned room on base and restores it...and then shows it to Sam
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Any SeasonWarnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5016 |
Hits: 4386 |
Published: 2010.06.04 |
Updated: 2010.06.20
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Rated: AO •
9 Reviews
Summary: Samantha Carter is displaying strange behaviors she doesn't know of specifically toward Jack O'Neill
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
Humor,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 5Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 |
Completed: No |
Words: 36544 |
Hits: 16967 |
Published: 2010.04.08 |
Updated: 2010.05.27
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Rated: MA •
0 Reviews
Summary: Jack and Sam get hot in his truck during a very nasty storm...
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Jack O'Neill,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
Other,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: In the Mood
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2894 |
Hits: 3297 |
Published: 2010.03.01 |
Updated: 2010.03.01
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Rated: AO •
0 Reviews
Summary: Samantha Carter surrenders to a natural need of hers she's been ignoring for years and Jack O'Neill is the one to help her...
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
Other,
PWP,
Romance,
USTHoliday: Memorial DaySeason: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: No |
Words: 13630 |
Hits: 11988 |
Published: 2010.02.14 |
Updated: 2010.02.21
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Rated: MA •
1 Reviews
Summary: Samantha Carter loses a game of poker and for a day if forced to tell Jack O'Neill how attractive she finds him....in detail
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
Angst,
First Time,
Humor,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 6Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 9632 |
Hits: 9729 |
Published: 2010.01.25 |
Updated: 2010.01.30
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Rated: MA •
1 Reviews
Summary: Jack O'Neill get's to blow Samantha Carter away as she did to him before....
Nominated for a Blue Moon Award 2010
Categories: Het - SG-1,
Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Jack O'Neill,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: None
Genres: Adult,
PWP,
Romance,
SeriesHoliday: None
Season: Any SeasonWarnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: In the Mood
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2826 |
Hits: 2566 |
Published: 2010.01.23 |
Updated: 2010.01.23
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Rated: MA •
6 Reviews
Summary: In order to get rid of Pete, Samantha Carter asks Jack O'Neill to pretend to be her boyfriend...
Categories: Jack/Sam
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Other Characters,
Samantha Carter,
Tealc
Episode Related: 0715 ChimeraGenres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Humor,
Other,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 19563 |
Hits: 14826 |
Published: 2010.01.08 |
Updated: 2010.01.18
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Rated: MA •
1 Reviews
Summary: Jack O'Neill's jealousy over Samantha Carter and Pete causes problems for those around him...
Categories: Jack/Sam,
Het - SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson,
Gen. Hammond,
Jack O'Neill,
Janet Frasier,
Samantha Carter
Episode Related: 0715 ChimeraGenres: Adult,
Angst,
Drama,
First Time,
Hurt/Comfort,
Other,
POV,
Romance,
USTHoliday: None
Season: Season 7Warnings: adult themes,
graphic sex,
language,
sexual situationsCrossovers: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3600 |
Hits: 2231 |
Published: 2009.12.31 |
Updated: 2009.12.31
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