2010.02.17
PRONUNCIATION: kam - PIE - low - bak - ter
Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal.
Most of its victims experience some of these symptoms:
* diarrhea,
* abdominal cramps,
* nausea, and
* fever.
Cook your chicken properly, or you'll be sorry. Read my fic with caution, or you may fall sick.I'm a highly tolerant multi-shipper who enjoys the full spectrum of fan fiction: from OTP het-ships to slash (fem & male) to threesomes or more. Although I prefer reading porn, I also love AU, crack, UST, fluff, badfic (unintentional and parody), crossovers, and (OMG!) even noromo Gen fic. The very few genres that squick me: RPF porn (except for Hitler and Dick Cheney), scat, snuff. (If you don't know what those are, please stay innocent and don't Google them.)
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Fantasies by Thraesja
Rated: AO • 4 Reviews
Summary: Um, yeah. S/D smut. Sam and Daniel enjoy some quality downtime and learn a few things about each other in the process.
Date: 2011.04.11 Title: Chapter 1: Fantasies
>‘You appear to have been injured, Daniel Jackson. Were you in a battle of which I was unaware?’
> “What? That I have a secret boyfriend?”
> He reclaimed her lips, licking and sucking at them before thrusting his tongue in to explore her mouth, making it clear what she was missing.
> The reminder nearly had her caving, but she’d challenged his male ego and she’d be damned if she let his lingual talents distract her from witnessing the results.
> “I want you to ride me on the ramp while the Stargate is active,” he continued. “I want our lovemaking to be nice and slow so I can caress the ripples of the event horizon that reflect off your delicious skin.”
> How on Earth had she not realized before that words would be Daniel’s biggest kink?
> “That was probably the hottest thing that’s ever almost killed me.”
> The man always had been oblivious to women.
Christmas at Daniel's by fan64
Rated: AO • 1 Reviews
Summary: Daniel is stuck with Vala for the holidays.
Date: 2010.02.19 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
ZOMG, this is truly coincidental; I log onto Helio2 to check out your fic, and the first story I click leads to ICE RINK PORN! Right after we'd been talking about hockey! LOL
I also love the detail about Arthur Evans's Scripta Minoa (I'm a sucker for authors who care enough about researching archaeology to gain insight into Daniel's character) plus the wonderful detail about the Atlantis stone he got for Vala months ahead of time, before admitting that he's in love. Sweet.
“Uh-uh…Santa came last night…”
“Several times…Santa wants to come again this morning…”
I love that dialog. It totally makes up for my knee-jerk reluctance to read Holiday Fluff. This story rises above the crowd because it's comfortably romantic and delightfully raunchy. (Way better than that silly movie "Under the Mistletoe". LOL)
I am so reccing this December 2010 at Daniel_Vala on LJ if you don't post it there or in your LJ first!
Author's Response:
I've read Scripta Minoa. I wonder if that would turn Daniel on? The sad thing for poor Arthur Evans is that he continued to believe the Minoans conquered the Mycenaens for his entire life even though it was the other way around. A first edition, signed copy of the book would go for around 2 grand though. Holiday fluff is one of my favs to read since it is invariably happy.
Thanks for the review!
Made To Be Hers by lilferret
Rated: AO • 2 ReviewsSummary:
It had been so long since a man had graced her bed, and she was pleased that one as strong and experienced as Jack O’Neill could be made to be hers.
Date: 2010.09.26 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
AWESOMELY rendered smut! So, are you gonna write the sequel threesome? ;-D
Author's Response: Thank you! And maybe.