PRONUNCIATION: kam - PIE - low - bak - ter

Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal. 

Most of its victims experience some of these symptoms: 

* diarrhea, 
* abdominal cramps, 
* nausea, and 
* fever.

Cook your chicken properly, or you'll be sorry. Read my fic with caution, or you may fall sick.

I'm a highly tolerant multi-shipper who enjoys the full spectrum of fan fiction: from OTP het-ships to slash (fem & male) to threesomes or more. Although I prefer reading porn, I also love AU, crack, UST, fluff, badfic (unintentional and parody), crossovers, and (OMG!) even noromo Gen fic. The very few genres that squick me: RPF porn (except for Hitler and Dick Cheney), scat, snuff. (If you don't know what those are, please stay innocent and don't Google them.)