Rodney’s report

By C.Aerhart

Report of Dr. Rodney Mc. Kay, We found a planet with an abandoned wraith out post with weapons & wraith technology so Colonel Shepard thought., I mean I told him about it two weeks ago but he just wouldn’t listen, and now he stole my idea. The gate locked and-
“Rodney is that all you’re going to eat? Usually you eat double that”
I turned to see John “if I don’t eat I have hypoglycemic reaction.” I retorted
Any way we stepped through the gate. We split off into different hallways. John went forward, I went left, Tayla right, and Ronan back. I picked up my radio “I’ve found an abandoned lab with an active computer.”
“Okay we’ll be right there.”
I waited a while and-
“Is this seat taken?”
“No Sam, sit down.” John said.
I took a bite of turkey “getting some paper work done Mc. Kay?”
I nodded taking a sip of my coffee. Any way I waited a while and stared searching the loges hoping to find a way to cure Carson. I searched finding only information about wraith feeding experiences, nourishment charts, and a complete list of things wraith can’t feed on and-
“Hi” Ronan said sitting down
“Going back for seconds?” he asked as I stood up
“Yes actually.”
I sat back down to see that my coffee mug was empty; any way I got more coffee then it was back to the report, I’d found junk on the computer and then I must’ve hit a wrong button because an alarm sounded. I ran back to where John was and-
Tayla sat down at table “hi John, Sam, Ronan, Dr. Mc. Kay.”
I looked up long enough to wave and take a sip of coffee, any way I ran back to where Shepard was and I discovered they’d been captured and were guarded by a score of wraith, so taking a minute to strategize I burst in shooting my automatic and my sidearm both. I took out the for wraith and told Shepard to follow me and I took him to the lab pushed a button and five Z.P.M’s rose up “see Shepard, I found a whole lot of Zed.P.M’s”
I stood up to head for the line again, I came back to find the whole table laughing “how do you like that?”
“It’s perjury”
“A pack of lies.”
“First off I found the planet first and I was the one who recommended it” John said laughing and holding his sides
“Second off YOU got captured and there were only four wraith guards.” Ronan said
“And finally some Z.P.M’s you got, 4 were already dead, one only died after you plugged it into the Multi-meter
Tayla said “that’s right Rodney. You should right fictitious books.”
They laughed me out of the lunch room. I put my report on Sam’s desk (though she read it all ready.) and went back to my room.
The end