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48 Hours - How It Should Have Ended!
by Lene
48 Hours - How it should have ended!48 Hours - How it should have ended!by LeneTITLE: 48 Hours - How it should have ended!Author: LeneEmail: vampire2701@aol.comCategory: Missing Scene/Epilogue, DramaPairing: Sam/JackSpoilers: 48 HoursSeason: 5Rating: PGContent Warnings: noneStatus: CompletedSummary: Just what the title says!Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. We have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors. Not to be archived without permission of the authors.SG-1 in the briefing room at the end with Dr. McKay." Well Major, I see everything turned out OK then?" said Colonel O'Neill"Yes it did! Well I guess I'll be going now. Major, it's been a pleasure working with you!" replied the Doc hastily as Carter gave him the 'look' which Jack knew all too well - she was really mad at him.As the Doctor made for the door, Jack called him back." Wait up a second Doc! I forgot something."Spinning on his heels he warily replied, " Um, what's that?"" THIS!" Jack replied, as his elbow made contact with Dr. McKay's jaw.Almost in tears with the pain * Man that guy packs quite a punch!* , he yelled " Owwwww! What the hell was that for?!?!"Giving him a forced smile, Jack continued, " THAT was for being a pain in my ass and THIS ..." he said as he punched him again in the nose, " was for insulting one of my Officers!"By this point, a very confused General decided to step in." COLONEL O'NEILL, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!?!"Nonchalantly Jack turned to Hammond and said" Hang on a minute General and I'd be happy to explain. This 'idiot', for want of a better word, not only tried to kill Teal'c but he insulted Major Carter as well!" Turning to McKay he continued, " I believe your exact words were: 'I'm so attracted to you. I guess I've always had a thing for dumb blondes!'"Amidst the yelping and hopping up and down, the Dr managed to spit out, " Wh..? Huh? How???...."Waving his hands, Jack replied "Ah, ha! I've not finished! And before you ask, no, Major Carter DID NOT rat on you!"Still spluttering, Dr.McKay squeaked " How the hell do you know then?!?"Grinning to himself, Jack smugly replied " One of the privileged of being second-in-command of the base, Doc! And if you were considering suing me for that, (pointing to his bleeding nose), you might seriously want to rethink it since I have, shall we say, 'Friends in high places'?!?"By now the General, who had heard the whole thing, was fuming " Major Carter, is this correct?"" Yes Sir!"" Airman, get this man out of here RIGHT NOW!" and with that, Dr. McKay was dragged kicking and protesting from the General's sight.Jack waved after him calling, " Have a nice vacation in Russia! I hear the weather is nice this time of year!" as muffled cries of "What, Russia?!?!? You can't do th...mmwhth!"Returning back to conclude the debriefing, a thoroughly amused General ended with: " Well this has been an interesting meeting! Glad to see you're in one piece Teal'c," gaining a head nod from the Jaffa, " all right, that's all. Dismissed people! Colonel O'Neill, Major Carter, I'd like to see you in my office please!" as he wanders off.Turning to follow him, Sam stopped and turned to face her CO." Sir?"" Yes Carter?"" How did you find out about the incident in the commissary?"Chuckling to himself, he told her:" When I got back to base, I went to the commissary and I just happened to walk in on the Cook and one of the cleaners discussing it. Of course I made them tell me the whole story. You should've seen their faces, Carter! Frightened doesn't even come close! By the way, did you notice the water tasted a little odd today?"" Yes I did Sir actually. Why?"" Because I put a little lemon juice in it!" he said, trying to keep a straight face. Carter however, starting laughing so hard that she was almost on the floor. Trying to catch her breath, she managed to say:" Oh yeah and Sir?""Yes Carter?"" If you ever try to fight my battles for me again, you KNOW I'll kick your ass, right?"Smiling as he wandered off he replied " I wouldn't expect anything else Major!"The End!I know that was probably really bad but it's my first attempt at writing so please forgive me! Feedback would be very welcome.If you enjoyed this story, please send feedback to Lene
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