Daniel then remarked "Jack I knew you were a dick but..." he paused and added, "I didn't know you were that big a dick." He started chuckling.
Daniel obviously made sure to get a good look at the security video.
Jack then retorted, "Well it's better to be a big dick than a little dick Daniel."
More than a mouthful is a waste, Jack. But if Jack likes 'em big, there's always Teal'c!
Author's Response: Are you a beta reader because thats an interesting rewrite....